return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoDentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warnwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1268arrow-down14cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
arrow-up1264arrow-down1external-linkDentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warnwww.cbsnews.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square34fedilinkcross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-210 hours agoThey’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 hours agoI wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours agoIt’s going to be in the brain, isn’t it.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 hours agoOther end, they’ll be in your butt. On the upside your poops will look like this:
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoThanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoGet in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!
They’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
It’s going to be in the brain, isn’t it.
Other end, they’ll be in your butt.
On the upside your poops will look like this:
Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!
Privates
Sir, yes, sir!
Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!