• tourist@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    I never actually read much of the thing

    I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don’t care that it’s not native to the region or whatever.

    Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

    • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
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      4 hours ago

      Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

      For the same reason as now - because Israel wanted their land.

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      20 hours ago

      I can’t claim to have much experience in the matter, but I don’t think people who just chill generally have chariots fitted with iron. Like if your neighbor happened to have a tank and a bunker, would you say they’re just chilling?

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        14 hours ago

        Plus they had already taken the hill country from presumable whoever was there. So if I’m in the plains country, I’m not gonna be super chill with these land takers all up in my shit.

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        15 hours ago

        Yeah once Phil takes his resperidone and valium combo he’s chill as fuck

        Wish his wife didn’t poach more than half the valium though. Fucking rude as hell. I wanted some.