• thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    The erection won’t do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

    Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

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    29 days ago

    Alternative wording is gives you an erection for the rest of your life.

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    29 days ago

    FWIW, even if it only caused a four hour long erection, that is not what your partner is going to want.

    Trust me on this.

    After an hour–usually less than half an hour, IME–it’s not going to matter how much lube you have, they’re going to be hurting. You’ll be frustrated, they’ll be frustrated and in pain, and no one is going to be happy. Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven’t dated one yet.

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      29 days ago

      Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven’t dated one yet.

      I have. She loved going for marathon sex sessions.

      Just not with me.

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      29 days ago

      In a move I’m going to regret forever, I’ll admit to the internet that I love being cuddle-fucked for literally as long as I can get it. (There’s a catch- has to be my boyfriend.)

      More than an hour and about 15 minutes and we’ll probably need some lube, though.

  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Priapism isnt something you want. Eventually the blood will clot in your penis and no new blood can flow in, causing the cells in your penis to die from lack of oxygenated blood eventually leading to amputation. Better make those 4 hours count

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      28 days ago

      Brazilian doctor: I’m sorry Sr. Joaquim. You only have 1 day left to live

      Sr. Joaquim: grabs boots and very big knife