Thanks to lemmy, I now know the answer to:

How could you dress a human being to simultaneously look like a bowling pin and a pair of testicles and a balloon at the same time?

… FFS, if it had some obnoxious blues yellows and reds worked in to accent it, I would say that ‘formal, avante garde, clown style’ has just been invented.

… The fucking jacket doesn’t even fit his arm length well.

God it just keeps getting more ridiculous the more I look at it.