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      I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.

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        Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head

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      They’re actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They’ve basically evolved to be addicts.