He saved the world. He somehow made a truly infinite renewable resource and we used it for energy, water, and growing crops.
Which is what I’d like people to say about me, but their hitmen are after me. They know my gift would not even ruin them, but even that small threat to a loss of profit is too much for them.
I’m on the run, but wherever I go, I try to help those in need of a crisp refreshing beverage. They can’t root me out, you beerter believe it.
He saved the world. He somehow made a truly infinite renewable resource and we used it for energy, water, and growing crops.
Which is what I’d like people to say about me, but their hitmen are after me. They know my gift would not even ruin them, but even that small threat to a loss of profit is too much for them.
I’m on the run, but wherever I go, I try to help those in need of a crisp refreshing beverage. They can’t root me out, you beerter believe it.
Coming this summer: Mug Shot
Just surround yourself with cans at all times. If someone is trying to attack you, constantly replace the cans