Guys all I have is rippoff swiss army knife, a bit bigger rusty knife, (not)brass knuckles, keys and a fish hook! How the F am I supposed to defend myself when I am camping in the woods or something??

  • MiddleWeigh@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    11 months ago

    A large sharpened stick as first line of defense, thanks to trusty pocket knife. Whip out the knife as last resort, while wearing knuckles, and keep the fish hook dangling just in case I guess.

    • TranscendantEnglish
      2·
      11 months ago

      and keep the fish hook dangling just in case I guess.

      Jam the fish hook through your own cheek to start the confrontation, to show dominance