Halloween, in January?

The savings are bottomless.

He fell for the oldest trick in the book.

perfect joke, no notes

Ah, I didn’t enjoy that fall. I think I’ll go for the premium fall next time.

Well, I certainly wouldn’t pay money for that! …Is it on-sale?

So, what’s the business model here exactly? We’ve got the cost of rent, the upfront cost of excavating a gigantic bottomless pit the likes of which has never been seen before, the legal team to deal with lawsuits, the PR team to offset the negative press resulting from the pit, the maintenance costs of the building, replenishing the shopping carts, and of course advertising.

Actually yeah, seems doable.

then Walmart has no doors

that’s a butthole

Nobody ever moves their darn cars at fallmart.

how do they put the carts back

“guys, did that flower just talk…?”