• BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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      4 months ago

      Or maybe a desert villager named Ezekiel with literally zero education and world experiences who was high on drugs saw a peacock which likely escaped from a local traveling merchant cage because those animals come from a fucking jungle, and the idiot couldn’t explain what he saw and just attributed it to an angel because he and his religious buddies are all fucking stupid.

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      4 months ago

      And the walls were made of a mile thick of gold, and the gates were made of diamond, and, and, and then they started eating the scrolls…

      Yep, definitely happened and wasn’t the product of funny mushrooms. /s

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      Well yeah, because it’s made for people with the brain capacity of toddlers.