Or maybe a desert villager named Ezekiel with literally zero education and world experiences who was high on drugs saw a peacock which likely escaped from a local traveling merchant cage because those animals come from a fucking jungle, and the idiot couldn’t explain what he saw and just attributed it to an angel because he and his religious buddies are all fucking stupid.
realization that it’s like a toddler’s story….
“yeah, it had like… millions of eyes and wings!”
Checks out.
Or maybe a desert villager named Ezekiel with literally zero education and world experiences who was high on drugs saw a peacock which likely escaped from a local traveling merchant cage because those animals come from a fucking jungle, and the idiot couldn’t explain what he saw and just attributed it to an angel because he and his religious buddies are all fucking stupid.
probably a blend
And the walls were made of a mile thick of gold, and the gates were made of diamond, and, and, and then they started eating the scrolls…
Yep, definitely happened and wasn’t the product of funny mushrooms. /s
Well yeah, because it’s made for people with the brain capacity of toddlers.
true, but back when it first started, that was the norm…
Haha still is
the key is to brainwash them while they’re toddlers, that way when they’re adults they’ll “just believe”