• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I was thinking about Napoleon, but yeah that works better. Wasn’t much electing, B just walked back and was like yo, I am le back < - surely those were the words he used to convince everyone to not kill him.

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      2 months ago

      “Soldiers, if there is one among you who wants to kill his general, his Emperor, here I am!” - the actual (translated) words he used

      Mad charisma to walk up and say that line to an army that’s been ordered to kill you and have it actually work.

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        2 months ago

        Some mag say a man with the height of his balls was natural.

        As a 5’11 man, I never experienced the BS a 5’4 man has, but you’ll be damned if he doesn’t get an extra beer if I have the money. It saying he deserves it, but I’d probably ask his opinion, and that would deserve compensation