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minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·10 months agoWhat happens when Thomas runs out of cishets to consume?
minus-squaredoggle@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up79·10 months agoHe collapses in on himself, becoming denser and denser until even light is not straight in his vicinity.
minus-squareDJDarren@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·10 months agoAt which point he becomes a Republican.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoThomas would never He simply very secure in his sexuality
minus-squareRozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·10 months agoHe’s moving to the next planet.
What happens when Thomas runs out of cishets to consume?
He collapses in on himself, becoming denser and denser until even light is not straight in his vicinity.
At which point he becomes a Republican.
Thomas! Nooooooooo!
Thomas would never
He simply very secure in his sexuality
He’s moving to the next planet.