Nemeski@lemm.ee to Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoNever take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientistswww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down12cross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
arrow-up1104arrow-down1external-linkNever take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientistswww.theguardian.comNemeski@lemm.ee to Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square22fedilinkcross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
minus-squarespamfajitas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·edit-23 months agoThe real secret to longevity is to have spotty health records and a difficult to verify birth certificate. Bonus points if you’re in a country that has undergone multiple radical regime changes.
minus-squareCodex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months ago(Political) scientists don’t want you to know this one weird trick to eternal life!
The real secret to longevity is to have spotty health records and a difficult to verify birth certificate. Bonus points if you’re in a country that has undergone multiple radical regime changes.
(Political) scientists don’t want you to know this one weird trick to eternal life!