Sounds fascinating right? The burglar agreed as he apparently sat down on the bed and began to read it. Shortly after, the apartment’s owner, a a 71-year-old man, awoke and saw the intruder.

Wow, I thought the burglar overestimated how much time he had until the owner returns, but no, apparently he sat right next to him…?

He could have taken the book and read it later. Man, this just immediately sounds like the guy has either psychological or drug abuse issues…

“Do you mind? I’m not finished yet…”

Oh, sorry…

“Ti dispiace? Non ho ancora finito…”