Jokes on you, I always used the safety strap on the Wiiz even if I was just in the menu. My neurodivergent ass brain wouldn’t let me hold the controllers without having the strap on

I’ll have you know that I always use the Wii safety strap! Some call me weird for still walking around with that strap so many years after I sold my Wii, but I haven’t broken a single TV since then…

Everyone has to learn what it’s like to throw the wiimote directly at the tv for themselves.

I use one of the wii straps on my phone and it has saved me from too many near drops

Ah, but were they using the safety condoms?

I always stay strapped

The po-po better watch out, that strap was the last thing protecting them.

But officer I have an excuse.

Nothing can excuse safety young man!

But I wasn’t using a wii.

That’s no excuse!

I’m something of a rebel myself.

Unless you’re playing bowling or tennis it wasn’t really necessary all that often.