Jokes on you, I always used the safety strap on the Wiiz even if I was just in the menu. My neurodivergent ass brain wouldn’t let me hold the controllers without having the strap on

Everyone has to learn what it’s like to throw the wiimote directly at the tv for themselves.

I’ll have you know that I always use the Wii safety strap! Some call me weird for still walking around with that strap so many years after I sold my Wii, but I haven’t broken a single TV since then…

I use one of the wii straps on my phone and it has saved me from too many near drops

Ah, but were they using the safety condoms?

I always stay strapped

The po-po better watch out, that strap was the last thing protecting them.

But officer I have an excuse.

Nothing can excuse safety young man!

But I wasn’t using a wii.

That’s no excuse!

I’m something of a rebel myself.

Unless you’re playing bowling or tennis it wasn’t really necessary all that often.