Seriously, what is it with conservatives and their creepy obsession with dragging us back to the 1950s? Is there some secret nostalgia for when women knew their place, and minorities were kept in check? Because that’s the only explanation for the way you all lose your minds over progress.

Equality? Scares the hell out of you. Climate change? You’d rather burn the planet than admit you’re wrong. Universal healthcare? Sounds like Satan’s plot to you.Let’s be real: conservatives would rather everyone suffer than admit that the world’s changing without their permission.

You’re stuck in some whitewashed fantasy world where everything was “great”—for rich white dudes, that is. But here’s the kicker: the rest of us are done playing along with your outdated, bigoted BS.

So, while you cling to your guns and your “traditional” values like they’re life preservers, the rest of the world is moving on without you. Enjoy getting left behind!