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Yeah cheap shit gamer chairs with .0001mm pleather will do that. I’ve only had 3 desk chairs in my entire life and I only dumped the first 2 because my rabbit ate the armrests (and the new one was free). None of the seats have ever worn out like that
Yep, same. Going on 15 years on the current Broyhill I have that I found in a dumpster that just needed a base.
the perpetrator
I have never seen a chair with a wear pattern like that.
I’m an upholsterer, you’ll see that on forklifts and loaders but with more wear on the right hand side from getting in and out. I’d say this guy is doing a lot of bouncing and back and forth in this chair.
You don’t say…😏
As a member of the boney ass community, not even my chair looks like this. My cheap car seat covers though? Devoured via ass.
Was there roommate J.D. Vance?
Does he sit in his feet and keep his shoes on?
I was thinking maybe he keeps shit in his back pocket?
Dried up
Mystery fluids!💦
That is booty sweat.
i liked it better when it was a mystery
But you learned something, and that means something.
Those are shart stains, obviously.
I think it’s three things.
- Cheap fabric on the chair
- From the bunching at the front, it looks like this person slides forward when getting out of their chair and not straight up. After awhile, it started to tear until we got what we see here.
- Probably a bit of a stinky Pete given the stains, but I also don’t know how old this chair is.
That fart-sniffing Trump kid got to this guy’s chair?
If women have the condition it’s called Vagina dentata
Overwhelming quantity of corrosive ass trumps.
Explosive diarrhea
is he from Kazakhstan and gay?