On Monday, a buoy near Manatee Bay recorded an astounding 101.1 degree water temperature, a temperature common for hot tubs.
  • such_fifty_bucks@lemmy.one
    22·
    1 year ago

    “just eat seafood”. Brought to you by the comment thread on the article about the fact that the oceans are half way to literally fucking boiling.

    • I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social
      1·
      1 year ago

      To quote The Goodies. “Why are you dumping oil and potatoes into the ocean?” “Well when the ocean is full of fish, potatoes and oil, I’ll throw in a match. Flash! Fry! Frizzle… Fish and Chips! Loads and Loads of Fish and Chips.”

      (This is from memory, will be somewhat paraphrased. Also see https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0591041/)

    • KnitWit@lemmy.world
      11·
      1 year ago

      Well, I can’t give you gold obviously, so here’s my first comment ever. That comment was fucking gold!