AITA for masterbating while my kid (3y) was in the other room.
For context mid-June, I was released from my job in a crappy way.
My wife and I have 1 child, a 3-year-old boy. To take care of our finances, he stays home 3 days a week while I am not working.
I had a vasectomy performed just before I was let go. It was something that we briefly talked about when we decided we didn’t want any more children. The doctor that performed the procedure requires 2 semen samples to confirm there are no sperms present.
Fast forward to yesterday. I hadn’t submitted a sample since the surgery and have a job lined up to begin 8/5. Friday, it was the boy and I at home. We were plating outside, it was hot, so we went inside to cool off. I set him up on his tablet, watching something on YouTube kids, and decided I would check the paperwork about the sample submission.
It recommends calling the doc office to make sure someone is present to check the sample. Upon calling, I found out the doc is in till 11am. It was currently about 830am, so I decided to collect a sample.
After confirming, he was good and would not bother me while I was doing the deed. I snuck off to quickly collect.
The boy and I then go to the docs office to submit the sample and run another errand while out.
At about 1pm I get a call from the docs office saying there was no spern in the sample and to submit the next sample after 10/14. I went to text a friend who also had the procedure done with a joke(actual text I sent), “Shooting blanks… now how do I tell the wife I did the test while I was supposed to be watching the boy 🤔”
I didn’t realize I had actually sent this to my wife. She is livid that I had done this while he was at home, calling me a “pervert” and telling me I need to get out of the house.
We do have our issues, but I don’t feel this was a huge deal, enough to warent wanting me gone out of the house. I was busy for 5-10 mins top. I had confirmed our kid was safe and happy with a snack and drink to keep him busy. I was in the bathroom no more than 20ft away with the door closed. If he yelled for me or needed me, I could hear him. When I returned to him he was happy and content with his juice, snack, and show.
AITA?
I realize I could have done the deed at any time before this, not sure why I had thought to do it then. The friend I was trying to message was making jokes about being nut free after his test confirmed the samething. I knew the wife wouldn’t understand it hence the hostility.
Edit: Thats why I snuck off after making him comfortable, so as not to be bothered. After the errands, we played some more outside before lunchtime and naptime.
The timing isn’t the issue imo. My point is you could have just kept that bit to yourself. By trying to humblebrag about it to your friend, you got yourself in hot water, and for that reason YTA.