If I told you things I ate before.
Told you how I used to feed.
Would you munch some twinkies with me?
If you knew my menu word for word.
Had all of my ring dings to see.
Would you have some cake with someone like me?

And we don’t care about the fat folks 
Talkin’ ‘bout the big style 
And we don’t care about the fat fucks.   Talkin’ ‘bout the big style, too  And we don’t care about their own foods.   Talkin’ ‘bout our own snacks.   All we care about is eatin’ 
Eatin’ only me and you.

Usually when things has got this fat 
My feet tend to disappear 
No one will weigh me unless you do  I can tell there’s chocolate goin’ on  Cookies seem to disappear  Everyone is leaving, I still like cheese fondue .

And we don’t care about the fat folks  Talkin’ ‘bout the big style  And we don’t care about the fat fucks 
Talkin’ ‘bout the fat style, too  And we don’t care about their own foods 
Talkin’ ‘bout our own snacks  All we care about is eatin’ 
Eatin’ only me and you.