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arrow-up1230arrow-down1imageHome alone 2 actor was recently injured (2024)lemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to moviescirclejerk@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square22fedilinkcross-posted to: accidentalrenaissance@lemmy.blahaj.zone
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 months agoDear Satan, why won’t you take that fucker? Please, please, pretty please? I’ll sacrifice a goat.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoThey’ll pray over bullets and ‘purify’ them, then resell them for more. Get your blessed bullets here, your heavenly authorized ammo, your cartridges of Christ! Sanctify your shooting today! All rounds receive a GUARANTEED thought AND prayer such that they only be used for good! I am actually surprised there is not already some megachurch or QAnon pastor doing this, there must be.
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Dear Satan, why won’t you take that fucker? Please, please, pretty please? I’ll sacrifice a goat.
They’ll pray over bullets and ‘purify’ them, then resell them for more.
I am actually surprised there is not already some megachurch or QAnon pastor doing this, there must be.