That’s right yes, after we pay for his fucking hat day he gets a pay rise while we get a cost of living crisis and strikes across the board to get a few pennies.
Fuck the Royal family, take it all off them in my view, don’t let them keep a penny it’s all stolen. They can work in fucking Aldi like normal people.
Well, how do you become king then?
Damp women in ponds, distributing swords if I remember correctly.
Something like that. Someone say “moistened bint” and we’ll call it a day.
Would you accept ‘Watery tart’?
That’ll do nicely.