🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon learns that his grandfather dodged being draftedsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1458arrow-down112
arrow-up1446arrow-down1imageAnon learns that his grandfather dodged being draftedsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square85fedilink
minus-squareich_iel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·5 months ago It’s a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified. Killing for yourself: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison and maybe send you into the death row. Killing for your government: Government will provide training, shelter, equipment, pay you and award you medals.
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·5 months agoKilling for your government: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison for refusing to. Fixed thar for you :P
minus-squarekhaleerlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoDo not forget about right to rape and steal dishwashers on your government enemy territory!
Killing for yourself: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison and maybe send you into the death row.
Killing for your government: Government will provide training, shelter, equipment, pay you and award you medals.
Killing for your government: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison for refusing to.
Fixed thar for you :P
Do not forget about right to rape and steal dishwashers on your government enemy territory!