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The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.
After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.
TFW the can has sharp edges.
Vampire soda, step 1 and 2
“how to refill your soda with hand ketchup”
Saddam Hussein
SODA!!! =D
So that’s how they make La Croix!
Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.
6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.
Solution to world thirst.
Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.
Blood is fuel, soda is fuel, blood is soda. I’m carbonated
How Marxists pray to satan.
