Zerush@lemmy.ml to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 23 days agoCan I still use this salt?iili.ioimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1300arrow-down15
arrow-up1295arrow-down1imageCan I still use this salt?iili.ioZerush@lemmy.ml to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squareHackworth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 days agoPart of my job is to write that kind of copy. If you take it seriously, you’ll drive yourself nuts.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 days agoYou should start every one with “originally formed inside of an actual star” or something similar.
minus-squareHackworth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-222 days agoWrenched from the platonic forms through seething quantum foam as the Demiurge’s machinations reach fruition, our custom-made mounting clamps won’t fail you like your precious god.
Part of my job is to write that kind of copy. If you take it seriously, you’ll drive yourself nuts.
You should start every one with “originally formed inside of an actual star” or something similar.
Wrenched from the platonic forms through seething quantum foam as the Demiurge’s machinations reach fruition, our custom-made mounting clamps won’t fail you like your precious god.