The Florida governor has struggled to break into Trump’s lead and his campaign has been burning through money.

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    Ron can’t pull off “night of the long knives”; instead, he presents “midmorning of a short dick”.

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      Maybe something like “Dawn of Disappointing Dicking” or close to that.

      Remember, the historical events need to sound catchy!