Awful taste but great execution.
I miss that sub
Here in Australia I wouldn’t be surprised if a bird would swoop in to take it away along with whatever body part it was attached to.
Other than someone freaking out and smacking your head reflexively, one other concern is they might smack it hard enough to rip it out of your ear.
or stab the pin into the head skin behind the ear…
So how many times will he get smacked upside his head?
Every time I saw myself in the mirror I would probably give myself a concussion.
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I was thinking that! When I was a kid I had a mole on my neck that looked similar in size and color to a tick. At least once a year someone would try to “catch it”
Luckily more often it was serious looks and warning there was a tick on me.
In fairness, I was in the woods a lot and had to check for ticks on the regular.
But yeah, my grandma for sure would have whacked me upside the head if she saw that spider earring.
I hate you and the 8 legged spider you rode in on. I am going to have unreasonable nightmares tonight.
Take my upvote.
Do they make these for my Prince Albert?
Now we know where the maggots come from
Defendant: Your Honor, I was doing him a favor.
Judge: With a baseball bat?
Defendant: I was doing us all a favor.
Judge: Case dismissed!
Does it attract other spiders?
Spider fuck party in your ear drum!
Fuuuuuuck that
These would be great for Halloween!!!
Smack it and save the poor guy
My immediate thought was that someone is definitely going to scream and smack him on the side of the head the first time he wears that out somewhere lol
Love the idea, where can I get one?
thanks, i HATE IT
I am SOBER and this gave me the W-I-L-L-I-E-S fuck
