• unalivejoy@lemm.eeEnglish
    981·
    6 months ago

    Are they going to ban washing your hands next?

    Washing your hands removes vital oils used by forensics to identify you at a crime scene.

    /s

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
      56·
      6 months ago

      “if you haven’t committed a crime then you have nothing to worry about!”

      -some republican who has committed a litany of crimes

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
      4·
      6 months ago

      It’s also bad for the children, somehow… I don’t need to explain how, because they won’t when they say this to convince everyone.