This is like the hot dog conspiracy - they used to sell hot dogs in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8. So you always had a couple extra dogs and needed to buy more buns. Rinse repeat. Big Hot Dog and Big Bun manufacturers working together to squeeze more $ out of us. But… they have since solved the problem with shrinkflation - hot dogs now sold in packs of 8 (for a higher cost than before). Thank you big Hot Dog for saving us!!
2 hot dogs is the perfect amount for hot dog fried rice. Which leads me to believe that the bun industry, hot dog industry, and rice industry are all in cahoots.
The plot thickens!
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French version is this with red wine+bread+cheese. More reagents means a lesser likelihood of stricking the stoechiometric proportions.
I like your funny words, magic man
they’re both dairy ads
Oh my gosh this hit home so bad.
Yeah, except that face in the 3rd panel is much different.
This but cereal
did this this morning with cake and ice cream
My life + espresso. When my life gets too slow: espresso. When I drink espresso and 10 minutes go by: slow life. I clearly need more espresso. Then suddenly, everything seems ok. I my life is at a good speed, I don’t seem to need espresso… but now I want espresso! Goddammit.
Don’t think I get the whole milk + cookie thing. It’s an actual cookie, right, rather than just the US meaning of biscuits in general?
is this loss?
no this is gain (next time he steps on the scales)
The perennial enduser conundrum
This is a straight rip off of the Strange Planet cartoon by Nathan Pyle. I have the daily calendar, and this was on it about a week ago.
Edit: so it appears that this is an early version of a cartoon that he redid in the Strange Planet style. I didn’t notice the name, because it’s white on light gray.
Kinda hard to rip off your own work. Check the bottom bar of the comic.
Oh wow, I didn’t see it. It makes sense, because I guess he started out writing for buzzfeed. So he recycled his own work.
Strange Planet is one of the few cartoons that my wife and I actually both find funny. Very much worth checking out!
Thanks for the correction!
