Michigan Republicans have been fighting over the direction of the state party, and it escalated into alleged physical violence Saturday night.
This is amazing:
"When you see me taking my glasses off, I’m ready to rock,” Chapman said.
Translated: Yea, I committed assault.
LoL
Republicans: some humans shouldn’t exist.
Republican quoted in this article: “I just wish we could come together”
The People Who Hate People Party: Come together!
The People Who Hate: No!
Bill Hicks reference.
New Know Nothing party incoming
In a not so far off timeline, politicians notice that people start paying more attention to them and their poll numbers start to climb whenever they are kicked in the balls. A new debate format is aired on C-span called “Ow! My Balls!”. The new format is a huge success.
