“I always go for Lynx Africa because it has a very distinctive strong smell,” she said

Having been exposed to that particular chemical weapon myself, I can believe it

This is legitimately hilarious coming on the heels of the news that teenagers smell like goats: Goat smell

“Helene Loos, an aroma researcher”

Of course her last name is another word for toilets.

I wonder if wearing axe now would make me feel young again like trying a sweet from your childhood.