“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg
We don’t add any sugar to it so it does taste bland (which I assume is what the meme is implying), so a little butter helps.
Don’t get me wrong, I love butter on bread. I think butter elevates good bread to one of the best meals I’ve ever eaten. But I also think (good!) bread has awesome and plentiful tastes on its own. But I’m happy that you love bread as well :)