“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg
If you do want to responsibly feed ducks, frozen peas, frozen corn kernels, or bird seed are all affordable and OK for them to have in limited amounts. Be sure to never overfeed, because excess food is bad for the ducks and can also attract rats that prey on eggs and ducklings!