“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg
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Goddamn I thought it just caused them to starve to death that’s fucked
Well so is them starving but still
Wtf why would food do that? I thought they just couldn’t process it not mutate them.