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minus-squareNaja Kaouthia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoLucky for me, my retirement plan is to die at my desk.
minus-squarePoopDelivery@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoHR update: If death of an employee is certain, ensure employee positions their body as shown in figure 1. If positioned correctly, spasms from the deceased can be capitalized on to produce additional value for the company post mortem.
Lucky for me, my retirement plan is to die at my desk.
HR update:
If death of an employee is certain, ensure employee positions their body as shown in figure 1. If positioned correctly, spasms from the deceased can be capitalized on to produce additional value for the company post mortem.