… are you actually refusing to eat my mum’s roast? Do you have any idea what time she gets up to prepare it? Are you so ungrateful as to refuse food made as a testament to pure motherly love?
Hey, sorry, I got mixed up and went to Saxby’s instead. Gonna be a few minutes. I’ll be the guy in a red shirt and grey jacket wearing sandals and having sideburns.
FUCK! Dude, I’m so sorry! I was helping my dad out today, and it was supposed to only take a few hours but then it got complicated and then my mum called and she was pissed that I was hanging with him, and you know how that is… look can we just tell people that we showed up and fought, and that I won, and that’ll be the end of it
Lol, you don’t have to. I’m gonna be stuffed from lunch.
… are you actually refusing to eat my mum’s roast? Do you have any idea what time she gets up to prepare it? Are you so ungrateful as to refuse food made as a testament to pure motherly love?
Yeah I am. You wanna fight about it?
YES. BUT AFTER WE EAT!
Hey, sorry, I got mixed up and went to Saxby’s instead. Gonna be a few minutes. I’ll be the guy in a red shirt and grey jacket wearing sandals and having sideburns.
I’m here, where are you?
Maybe we can reschedule. I’m heading home.
FUCK! Dude, I’m so sorry! I was helping my dad out today, and it was supposed to only take a few hours but then it got complicated and then my mum called and she was pissed that I was hanging with him, and you know how that is… look can we just tell people that we showed up and fought, and that I won, and that’ll be the end of it
Oh, oof. Well I’m not gonna lie, but I don’t have to tell anyone you couldn’t make it. All good.