FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 9 months agoA Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Daywww.self.comexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down111file-textcross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.uk
arrow-up1178arrow-down1external-linkA Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Daywww.self.comFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.uk
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.ioOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·edit-29 months agoWalking is an underestimated form of exercise and farts are often hilarious.
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 months agoBut both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected. Be careful out there fart walkers.
minus-squarerhsJack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 months agoBut without the first pioneers, how would we know the risks? I salute you, fart walking astronauts! You took the risks and paved the way so we don’t have to fear. I mean, we’re still going to check for skid marks but someone has to go there first.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoFart-space-walking really sounds like a terrible idea. Unless they have some sort of charcoal filtered undies up there.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.ioOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoYou gotta think like NASA: Store the farts and use them as propulsion!
Walking is an underestimated form of exercise and farts are often hilarious.
But both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected.
Be careful out there fart walkers.
But without the first pioneers, how would we know the risks? I salute you, fart walking astronauts! You took the risks and paved the way so we don’t have to fear. I mean, we’re still going to check for skid marks but someone has to go there first.
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Fart-space-walking really sounds like a terrible idea. Unless they have some sort of charcoal filtered undies up there.
You gotta think like NASA: Store the farts and use them as propulsion!
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