FireTower@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agoDr 4Chan's Medical Advicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1639arrow-down113
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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up68arrow-down4·8 months agoNo, because you eat and drink more microplastics to replenish yourself.
minus-squareBallsandBayonets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·8 months agoDonate 100% of blood, then fast. You’ll be microplastic free for the rest of your life!
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up16·8 months agoLive a little will ya. Keep your blood, eat plastics raw, turn yourself into a 3D printer.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 months agoI’m already a 3D printer. I’m not very accurate, and my extrusion width is limited, but my flow rate is pretty good.
minus-squareemergencyfood@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoDonation won’t eliminate microplastics, but it will probably reduce their levels. (It has been shown to reduce levels of other harmful substances.)
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoActually, it does reduce levels of PFAS.
No, because you eat and drink more microplastics to replenish yourself.
Donate 100% of blood, then fast. You’ll be microplastic free for the rest of your life!
Live a little will ya.
Keep your blood, eat plastics raw, turn yourself into a 3D printer.
I’m already a 3D printer. I’m not very accurate, and my extrusion width is limited, but my flow rate is pretty good.
Lucky, my nozzle is always clogging
Step 2 is optional
Donation won’t eliminate microplastics, but it will probably reduce their levels. (It has been shown to reduce levels of other harmful substances.)
Actually, it does reduce levels of PFAS.