Big P@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat's the quickest way you could get fired from your job?message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the quickest way you could get fired from your job?Big P@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareFiskFisk33@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 year agoSince I see where this is going to go, What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
minus-squareMagrid@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoInsulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation
minus-squareAtarian@vlemmy.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoGod damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer
minus-squaremac12m99@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoRefusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
minus-squareminorninth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoAt many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time. At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.
minus-squarehamburglar26@wilbo.techlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.
Since I see where this is going to go,
What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
Insulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation
God damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer
Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
At many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time.
At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.
Sometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.