• hydroptic
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    8 months ago

    I don’t know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.

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      8 months ago

      Are you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.

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        8 months ago

        I guess curses count as magic, too