• Zozano@lemy.lol
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      9 months ago

      I fucked this girl the other day.

      She gave me herpes.

      How the hell does a nine year old get herpes?

      I think my sister has been spending too much time with Dad.

      (I’m not a child molester, but by your logic I’ll end up as one)