return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 1 month agoMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1279arrow-down15cross-posted to: futurology@futurology.todayworldnews@lemmy.mlscience@beehaw.orgnottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worlddangerdust@lemmy.world
arrow-up1274arrow-down1external-linkMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square33fedilinkcross-posted to: futurology@futurology.todayworldnews@lemmy.mlscience@beehaw.orgnottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worlddangerdust@lemmy.world
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up79arrow-down2·1 month agoAnswering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
minus-squareBassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoWhy were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
minus-squareNABDad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoIf they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
minus-squareBassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoHonestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoThey messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
minus-squareBassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoOh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?
Answering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
Honestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
They messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
Oh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?