• Admiral PatrickOP
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    25 days ago

    “Please watch the ad on the included smart book accessory device to dispense the solvent that will un-glue the next 10 pages”

    Relevant Simpsons Joke:

      • @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        25 days ago

        We already have ad books. They’re called magazines, just give it a couple more years and regular books will be filled with ads too. I’ve already encountered some regular books that have an insert talking about another book from the same creator. Sure it doesn’t seem bad now but soon it’ll be an insert about a friend of the creator, then about the same company that did this book, then in similar genres, then more inserts about products that might make your book reading experience better, etc etc.

        • I’ve already encountered some regular books that have an insert talking about another book from the same creator.

          Oh, those? We call those reading snacks. You just rip them out and dip them in a blend of extra virgin olive oil and nicely reduced balsamic vinaigrette. Perfect pairing with a nice drama or thriller.

          • @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            225 days ago

            Yea it’s unfortunate.

            Reminds me, the box a pet rock came in that my brother gave me this last Christmas has the frigging minions logo on it. It says ‘as seen on [minions eye logo]’.

          • @smeg@feddit.uk
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            225 days ago

            That’s really an advert for the book appealing to people who only know the TV/film though

          • @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            125 days ago

            Jokes on you, I pirate my books. No idea if the book youtubers I watched were paid but their sensibilities are similar to mine and so far they haven’t lead me astray. I like supporting my book writers directly instead of giving money to corpos whenever possible.