Choose the burger. Being skinny does nothing but cause unnecessary stress as you have to fight with yourself to never again eat the foods you love to maintain it. It’s a constant uphill battle that does nothing but mentally wear you out and sucks the joy out of life. Being so miserable is a lot more dangerous for you than actual obesity. And you still run a pretty high all-cause risk of death, especially of car accidents, murder and suicide, regardless of your weight.

Life’s too short to wear yourself out every day to maintain some lame social body standard. Eat the fucking burger.