• wandermind
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    9 months ago

    Naming things is the hardest part of everything.

    That’s why I’m never going to have children.

    • Chunk@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Just pick the 15th most common name of the previous year. Then your kid will be fine.

      • Turun@feddit.de
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        9 months ago

        This is legit a really good move. Not too common, so you need a nickname because there will always be five children with the same amen on the playground. But also common enough that they will very rarely have to spell it out.

    • iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Just name your kids after your richest favorite relatives and wait for that sweet sweet inheritance dosh to come your way