cm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 days agoIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1207arrow-down16cross-posted to: shitposting@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1201arrow-down1imageIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlcm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 days agomessage-square14linkfedilinkcross-posted to: shitposting@lemmy.ml
minus-squarewonderingwandererlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·26 days agoOr, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!
Or, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!