Let me see if I can predict how this will go:

• Trump spends a week saying that the education department is the worst it’s ever been and that Biden was going to make all the school lunches trans so we have to stop it
• He says only he understands how to fix education and make it less trans and he’s not going to stop until no lunch is trans
• Golf break
• DOGE deletes all studies on trans fats
• Elon tells everyone at DOE they are fired and for every minute they stay in the building one article of their clothing will be set on fire
• Trump makes up some lie like that Canada is training geese to illegally cross the border under the guise of migration
• The news media focuses on the second thing
• Golf break
• Some judge says no, you’re not allowed do just get rid of Department of Education
• Trump makes a thinly veiled threat against that judge’s life
• Golf break
• Chief Justice John Roberts crosses out what the district judge said and covers it with a sticker that says “Great Job”
• Trump makes up some lie like a country-wide epidemic of Dominican immigrants putting their butts on drinking fountains
• The news media focuses on the second thing
• Golf break
• Donald Trump decides to try putting his butt on a drinking fountain

I don’t see any world where all of this does not happen exactly as written.