[Image is of two lobsters. One of them holds a human baby above the pot of water.]

Lobster 1: I hate the way they scream when you boil them.

Lobster 2: It’s not screaming… that’s just the air escaping!

        • JokeDeity@lemm.ee
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          2 days ago

          Precisely, and apologies, I assumed you were just ganging up. My username is ancient from when I learned the word deity in elementary school and I’ve always loved comedy.