“I’m going to reply to this light-hearted comment by first stating what the OP has created and his intentions for doing so, as fact, whilst simultaneously not necessarily agreeing with the OP. I will then belittle and insult this commenter using my superior terms and intellect. I will then let everyone know what it will take for my life to be generally happier, whilst again insulting this random commenter by saying he should either go back to Reddit, stop posting or learn better logic because he is so stupid”

On an even lighter note, I hope you are right about me having crafted an artificial contradiction and using a false equivalence… that’s probably the smartest and most creative sounding thing I’ve done all year, if not my whole life 😎 I don’t know if I should admit my original comment was at least partially tongue-in-cheek, I don’t want to detract from my masterful crafting! 😋