🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoAnon has the spiritsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1377arrow-down110
arrow-up1367arrow-down1imageAnon has the spiritsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square37linkfedilink
minus-squarechunkystyleslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 year agoI’m sorry, sir. I’ll get off your lawn ASAP!
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoNo wait, here’s a lawn mower and 2 bucks!
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoNo, that’s for mowing the lawn. Also I’ll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.
I’m sorry, sir. I’ll get off your lawn ASAP!
No wait, here’s a lawn mower and 2 bucks!
Alright then, thanks for the gift!
No, that’s for mowing the lawn. Also I’ll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.