🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前Anon has the spiritsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1377arrow-down110
arrow-up1367arrow-down1imageAnon has the spiritsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前message-square37linkfedilink
minus-squarechunkystyleslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 年前I’m sorry, sir. I’ll get off your lawn ASAP!
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 年前No, that’s for mowing the lawn. Also I’ll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.
I’m sorry, sir. I’ll get off your lawn ASAP!
No wait, here’s a lawn mower and 2 bucks!
Alright then, thanks for the gift!
No, that’s for mowing the lawn. Also I’ll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.