• Phoenixbouncing@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      You got it wrong, it’s:

      That didn't happen.
      And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
      And if it was, that's not a big deal.
      And if it is, that's not my fault.
      And if it was, I didn't mean it.
      And if I did, you deserved it.
      

      (no not all conservatives/climate change deniers are narcissists but the overlap is interesting)